Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Bud Light & Clamato Chelada


By far the funniest episode of Chad'z Beer Reviews EVAR! And most likely the dumbest idea in the history of brewing. The worst beer I've ever had. UNDRINKABLE!

0.5
   AROMA 1/10   APPEARANCE 1/5   TASTE 1/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 1/20
Chad9976 (604) - Albany, USA - SEP 17, 2010
24oz can bought from Wal-Mart for $1.97. What a rip-off

Appearance: dark pinkish red, extremely hazy. Some head but it fizzles away fast like a soda.

Aroma: fish and salt with a slight hint of Bud Light.

Taste: This may be the worst thing I have ever intentionally put in my mouth. The best way to describe it would be puke in a can. It literally tastes like vomit mixed with ocean water. I could only drink about 6 of the 24oz and had to dump it. It left me feeling queezy. Just THINKING about it makes me nauseous. Ugh.

Mouthfeel: ever gone to the ocean and accidentally opened your mouth when a wave crashed on you? It’s kinda of like that, only you did it on purpose.

Drinkability: UNDRINKABLE. MAYBE if this came in a bottle and you stuck a lime in the neck like Corona is MIGHT be drinkable, but it’s so terrible I’d bet a lot of cash no one can finish an entire 24oz can of this. This is quite possibly the stupidest idea in the history of consumer goods. Clamato by itself is already a dumb idea (I mean - tomato juice infused with clam broth? WTF?!) To add Bud Light to it plus salt and lime is pure torture. I cannot believe this beer-ish product is still being produced. Who the hell drinks this crap!?
Grade: 1/10